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Post by stoaton on Sept 25, 2005 13:13:38 GMT -5
Post your favorite your mom jokes here.
*Your mom is flatter then 2 day old soda.
*Your mom is like a brick,
She's flat, dirty, and gets laid by a mexican.
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Post by jelly on Oct 11, 2005 19:02:10 GMT -5
Yo mamma so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac
Yo mamma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Yo mamma is fat she wakes up in sections
Yo mamma so fat when she walked in front of the TV we missed two episodes of friends
Yo mamma so fat people run out of gas trying to get around her
Yo mamma so fat you have to take two trains and a bus to her good side
Yo mamma so fat people cut bacon of her butt
How is your mom like Domino's Pizza?
She cheap, greasy, and done in 30 minutes or less
Yo mamma so fat when she jumped into the sky..she got stuck
Yo mamma so fat her blood type is Ragu
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Post by jelly on Oct 26, 2005 15:32:01 GMT -5
Yo mamma is so old, when i told her to act her own age...she died
Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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Post by waldo on Nov 9, 2005 17:07:58 GMT -5
your mama is so fat that the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
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