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Post by jelly on Nov 10, 2005 20:36:22 GMT -5
Post all your 'So the guy walked into a bar...' jokes here!
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Post by jelly on Nov 10, 2005 20:39:04 GMT -5
So these two guys are about to go intoa bar with their dogs when they oticed no dogs allowed on a sign. They really didn't want to leave their dogs outside... so they faked them as seeing eye dogs. So the first guy goes in with is bloack lab and says 'Its a seeing eye dog i need him' and the bartender lets him in. Then the other guy goes in with his chiwawa. He syas 'Its a seeing eye dog i need him' the bartender says 'A chiwawa?' then the second guy says 'THEY GAVE ME A CHIWAWA!?'
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Post by jelly on Nov 10, 2005 20:49:30 GMT -5
So a doctar goes to a bar every day after work to get an almond dackery...
The doctar came in the bartender served him his drik and had it prepared for him everyday
The doctar came in chatted and drank
The doctar came in again chatted and drank..
But one day the bartender noticed he was out of almonds he used a hickery nut 'He'll never know'
So the doctar came in and drank it
This isn't an Almond Dackery Dick!'
"Its a Hickery Dackery Doc"
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