Post by stoaton on Nov 24, 2005 16:21:25 GMT -5
You know you're a DT Junkie when you begin and/or end your conversations with "Long days and pleasant nights"
You know you're a DT Junkie when you say "aye" instead of yes.
You know youre a DT junkie when you insert hile into normal conversation.
You know you're a DT junkie when you have loaned your gunslinger book to 3 people and they have liked it and kept reading the series.
You know your a DT junkie when you search every clothing store you pass, trying to find a bright yellow trenchcoat.
Have WWRD(What would roland do) written on all your binders.
Refuse to speak to your dealer for fear of a cavity check.
Consider naming children after DT characters.
Have a dog named Roland. Or other pets named after DT characters.
Accuse your neighbor of conspiring with CK to bring down the tower then are stared at bewilderingly.
Burn miniature edifices to make your backyard garden grow better.
You might be a DT junkie when you think of a bear, turtle, horse, fish, dog, wolf, lion, snake, rat, bat, hare, and eagle when ever you hear any the name of any one of those twelve animals.
You know you're a junkie when you go bug the librarian at your school for only having 4 out of 7 DT books.
You know you're a DT junkie when everything you see when driving around town reminds you of something in DT
When you make a stuffy-guy and carve Charyou Tree on your Jack-O-Lantern
you know you are a DT junkie when you scream "I Serve the White" for apsolutely no reason whatsoever.
You know you're a DT junkie when everytime you look out your bedroom window you see The Dark Tower. When anyone else looks out your bedroom window, they see The Sears Tower.
You write your midterm paper about the importance of names in the Gunslinger.
You count the letters in the last word of a 19th page of a book.
You try to integrate "Do ye ken?" and "Chissit, Chassit" into everyday conversation.
whenever you watch a western, or otherwise see some amazing gun handling abilities, you think "pshhh, Roland is much better then that."
you join a website dedicated to The Dark Tower series
You know youre a DT junkie when you find Tower referances in every movie/book/game/thing, including horror movies like The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
you ask your friends if they sevre the Crismon King. (look at Hadley Turner's binder)
you make a reference to DT and everyone and the room ask you to explain it, and you do.
you ask the guy at the local book store if he has read DT. If he says no, you try to convince him to read it.
you know more about the ka-tet of 19 then you do about your own family.
You know you're a DT junkie when you feel that every time you walk through a door, you wanted to check your money. To see if the Presidents change on the bills.
You always purchase things at walmart at the check out labled 19.....it's really just because its the 10 items or less line, but I always think of the tower
.you go on holiday and spend the whole week searching for DT7 cos you can't get it at home then cry when you realise it's nowhere to be found.
have a newfound fear of the intercom on a train.
spend all your time in french drawing pictures of the Crimson King's sigul and repeatedly writing 19 all over your books.
you know you're a DT junkie when in a heated argument you say "you have forgotten the face of your father."
you know you're a DT junkie when you can recite any page of any one of the books by memory.
your house catches on fire. Your maom says to grab the dog, and you reply, "Forgot the dog, I have to save the Tower."
You realize that the definition of hell is every book store being sold out of every DT book when you want to buy it.
You know you're a DT junkie when you smile because you woke up at 9.19 in the morning.... or when you're drawing a dark tower and writing some strange words like Gilead or Hile on a piece of paper whereas it's just supposed to be the most important exam in your whole youth...
You know you are a dt junkie when you start wondering with which of your friends you really form a ka-tet, and which are just a gang of nice people hanging together, and it does change something in your relationship.
You know you're a DT Junkie when you say "aye" instead of yes.
You know youre a DT junkie when you insert hile into normal conversation.
You know you're a DT junkie when you have loaned your gunslinger book to 3 people and they have liked it and kept reading the series.
You know your a DT junkie when you search every clothing store you pass, trying to find a bright yellow trenchcoat.
Have WWRD(What would roland do) written on all your binders.
Refuse to speak to your dealer for fear of a cavity check.
Consider naming children after DT characters.
Have a dog named Roland. Or other pets named after DT characters.
Accuse your neighbor of conspiring with CK to bring down the tower then are stared at bewilderingly.
Burn miniature edifices to make your backyard garden grow better.
You might be a DT junkie when you think of a bear, turtle, horse, fish, dog, wolf, lion, snake, rat, bat, hare, and eagle when ever you hear any the name of any one of those twelve animals.
You know you're a junkie when you go bug the librarian at your school for only having 4 out of 7 DT books.
You know you're a DT junkie when everything you see when driving around town reminds you of something in DT
When you make a stuffy-guy and carve Charyou Tree on your Jack-O-Lantern
you know you are a DT junkie when you scream "I Serve the White" for apsolutely no reason whatsoever.
You know you're a DT junkie when everytime you look out your bedroom window you see The Dark Tower. When anyone else looks out your bedroom window, they see The Sears Tower.
You write your midterm paper about the importance of names in the Gunslinger.
You count the letters in the last word of a 19th page of a book.
You try to integrate "Do ye ken?" and "Chissit, Chassit" into everyday conversation.
whenever you watch a western, or otherwise see some amazing gun handling abilities, you think "pshhh, Roland is much better then that."
you join a website dedicated to The Dark Tower series
You know youre a DT junkie when you find Tower referances in every movie/book/game/thing, including horror movies like The Exorcism of Emily Rose.
you ask your friends if they sevre the Crismon King. (look at Hadley Turner's binder)
you make a reference to DT and everyone and the room ask you to explain it, and you do.
you ask the guy at the local book store if he has read DT. If he says no, you try to convince him to read it.
you know more about the ka-tet of 19 then you do about your own family.
You know you're a DT junkie when you feel that every time you walk through a door, you wanted to check your money. To see if the Presidents change on the bills.
You always purchase things at walmart at the check out labled 19.....it's really just because its the 10 items or less line, but I always think of the tower
.you go on holiday and spend the whole week searching for DT7 cos you can't get it at home then cry when you realise it's nowhere to be found.
have a newfound fear of the intercom on a train.
spend all your time in french drawing pictures of the Crimson King's sigul and repeatedly writing 19 all over your books.
you know you're a DT junkie when in a heated argument you say "you have forgotten the face of your father."
you know you're a DT junkie when you can recite any page of any one of the books by memory.
your house catches on fire. Your maom says to grab the dog, and you reply, "Forgot the dog, I have to save the Tower."
You realize that the definition of hell is every book store being sold out of every DT book when you want to buy it.
You know you're a DT junkie when you smile because you woke up at 9.19 in the morning.... or when you're drawing a dark tower and writing some strange words like Gilead or Hile on a piece of paper whereas it's just supposed to be the most important exam in your whole youth...
You know you are a dt junkie when you start wondering with which of your friends you really form a ka-tet, and which are just a gang of nice people hanging together, and it does change something in your relationship.
